EW

The shit I hear as a waitress. Let me set this story up for ya. 

Girl and guy are sitting happily eating dinner. Holding hands, kissing, starry eyed for each other. Aw, cute couple. Guy’s phone rings. He gets up, walks over to where I am standing (where there is no people/noise); and I hear: “Yeah, no I’m just at Dave’s house watching a movie. I’ll be home when it’s over… about an hour. Yep, love you too sweetie”. He then proceed’s to look at me, chuckle, and say “You know how it is”. I stared at him, responded “actually, no I don’t” then walked away.

I’d rather a shitty tip than encourage some asshole like that.